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I strangled a train driver trying to throw hamburger relish at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a goose a robin a koala 🐨 a squirrel a blackbird a pigeon a crow a magpie a mouse 🐁 a coot
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