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I strangled a train driver trying to throw peppercorns at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a goose a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a koala 🐨 a pigeon a duck 🦆 a robin a crow a rat 🐀 a magpie
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