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I strangled a train driver trying to throw watermelon at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a goose a squirrel a duck 🦆 a blackbird a pigeon a rat 🐀 a crow a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a robin
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