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I strangled a bus driver trying to throw scrambled egg at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a crow a koala 🐨 a robin a squirrel a blackbird a mouse 🐁 a goose a pigeon
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