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I strangled a bus driver trying to throw tinned frankfurters at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a coot a pigeon a blackbird a goose a rat 🐀 a squirrel a crow a swan 🦢 a magpie a robin
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