Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I strangled a bus driver trying to throw peppercorns at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a squirrel a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a crow a pigeon a mouse 🐁

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.