Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Superhero
I
strangled
a student
trying to throw
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
rice krispies
spinach
Pringles
candy floss
taramasalata
hamburger relish
baked beans
tinned frankfurters
avocados
peppercorns
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.