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I strangled a sailor trying to throw baked beans at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a coot a goose a swan 🦢 a squirrel a pigeon a magpie a koala 🐨 a crow a blackbird a mouse 🐁
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