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I strangled a sailor trying to throw candy floss at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a robin a crow a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a magpie a blackbird a mouse 🐁 a coot a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon
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