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I strangled a sailor trying to throw porridge at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a magpie a blackbird a pigeon a robin a swan 🦢 a coot a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a crow a rat 🐀
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