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I strangled a sailor trying to throw rice pudding at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a mouse 🐁 a goose a rat 🐀 a coot a magpie a robin a duck 🦆 a crow a squirrel a raccoon 🦝
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