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I strangled a sailor trying to throw chocolate chips at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a magpie a koala 🐨 a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a robin a rat 🐀 a coot a crow a duck 🦆
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