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I strangled a sailor trying to throw chocolate chips at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a blackbird a pigeon a crow a duck 🦆 a robin a squirrel a swan 🦢 a goose a rat 🐀 a magpie
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