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I strangled a sailor trying to throw Pringles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a magpie a squirrel a goose a blackbird a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a crow a pigeon
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