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I strangled a sailor trying to throw sunflower seeds at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a goose a robin a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a blackbird a swan 🦢 a coot
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