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I strangled a sailor trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a squirrel a goose a robin a blackbird a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a coot a magpie
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