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I strangled a sailor trying to throw peppercorns at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆 a pigeon a crow a coot a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a robin
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