Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I strangled a sailor trying to throw prawns at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a coot a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a robin a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a swan 🦢 a crow a koala 🐨

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.