Sorry I'm late today

Add to Slack
Share

Superhero

I strangled a soldier trying to throw chicken wings at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a coot a magpie a duck 🦆 a pigeon a crow a rat 🐀 a robin
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.