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I strangled a soldier trying to throw porridge at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crow a robin a raccoon 🦝 a coot a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a goose a blackbird a swan 🦢 a magpie
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