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I strangled a soldier trying to throw Pringles at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a raccoon 🦝 a pigeon a goose a swan 🦢 a squirrel a coot a magpie a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a crow
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