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I strangled a soldier trying to throw lemons at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a squirrel a blackbird a crow a goose a magpie a koala 🐨 a robin a swan 🦢
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