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Superhero
I
strangled
a soldier
trying to throw
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
prawn crackers
iceberg lettuce
yoghurt
gherkins
porridge
hummus
Pringles
potatoes
tomato ketchup
chicken wings
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