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I strangled a man trying to throw chicken nuggets at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a squirrel a magpie a rat 🐀 a mouse 🐁 a robin a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a coot a duck 🦆 a crow
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