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I strangled a man trying to throw sunflower seeds at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a crow a robin a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a magpie a swan 🦢 a pigeon a squirrel a coot a goose
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