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I strangled a man trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a mouse 🐁 a crow a swan 🦢 a pigeon a squirrel a blackbird a koala 🐨 a magpie a duck 🦆 a robin
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