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I strangled a child trying to throw mashed potato at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a coot a squirrel a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a pigeon a rat 🐀 a magpie a goose a crow
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