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I strangled a child trying to throw porridge at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a robin a coot a squirrel a rat 🐀 a blackbird a pigeon a koala 🐨 a crow a mouse 🐁 a magpie
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