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I strangled a child trying to throw mushy peas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rat 🐀 a duck 🦆 a robin a pigeon a squirrel a crow a raccoon 🦝 a coot a mouse 🐁 a blackbird
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