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I strangled a child trying to throw cat biscuits at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a duck 🦆 a coot a goose a crow a koala 🐨 a magpie a swan 🦢 a rat 🐀 a pigeon a squirrel
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