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I strangled a child trying to throw cat biscuits at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a goose a crow a pigeon a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a robin a raccoon 🦝 a blackbird a magpie a swan 🦢
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