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I strangled a child trying to throw tomatoes at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a coot a goose a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢 a squirrel a koala 🐨 a crow a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a robin
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