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I Vulcan death-gripped a doctor trying to throw taramasalata at …

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a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a magpie a duck 🦆 a blackbird a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a koala 🐨 a crow

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