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I Vulcan death-gripped a doctor trying to throw chicken nuggets at …

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a pigeon a koala 🐨 a blackbird a rat 🐀 a goose a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a robin a duck 🦆

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