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I Vulcan death-gripped a doctor trying to throw mushy peas at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a mouse 🐁 a goose a blackbird a swan 🦢 a coot a magpie

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