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I Vulcan death-gripped a dentist trying to throw chocolate chips at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crow a mouse 🐁 a pigeon a magpie a rat 🐀 a coot a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a duck 🦆 a blackbird

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