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I Vulcan death-gripped a dentist trying to throw chicken nuggets at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a magpie a blackbird a squirrel a crow a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a duck 🦆

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