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I Vulcan death-gripped a dentist trying to throw shallots at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a robin a duck 🦆 a crow a blackbird a mouse 🐁 a coot a swan 🦢

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