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I Vulcan death-gripped a dentist trying to throw tomatoes at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a squirrel a rat 🐀 a goose a blackbird a duck 🦆 a magpie a raccoon 🦝

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