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I Vulcan death-gripped a dentist trying to throw bread at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a duck 🦆 a mouse 🐁 a robin a coot a goose a koala 🐨 a rat 🐀 a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel

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