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I Vulcan death-gripped a pilot trying to throw tinned frankfurters at …

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a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a magpie a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢 a raccoon 🦝 a squirrel a robin

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