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I Vulcan death-gripped a pilot trying to throw watermelon at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a magpie a raccoon 🦝 a goose a mouse 🐁 a robin a squirrel a duck 🦆 a blackbird a pigeon a swan 🦢

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