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Superhero
I
Vulcan death-gripped
a tramp
trying to throw
watermelon
at
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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random pathetic excuse
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a goose
a squirrel
a robin
a koala 🐨
a raccoon 🦝
a crow
a coot
a duck 🦆
a swan 🦢
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