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Superhero

I Vulcan death-gripped a policeman trying to throw scrambled egg at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a goose a pigeon a rat 🐀 a swan 🦢 a blackbird a duck 🦆 a magpie a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝

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