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I Vulcan death-gripped a policeman trying to throw garlic cloves at …

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a mouse 🐁 a robin a swan 🦢 a pigeon a blackbird a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a coot

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