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I Vulcan death-gripped a TV personality trying to throw porridge at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a raccoon 🦝 a magpie a pigeon a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a duck 🦆 a koala 🐨 a crow a rat 🐀 a coot

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