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I Vulcan death-gripped a TV personality trying to throw shrimp at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a blackbird a mouse 🐁 a raccoon 🦝 a goose a rat 🐀 a pigeon a coot a duck 🦆 a magpie a swan 🦢

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