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I Vulcan death-gripped a TV personality trying to throw spring rolls at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rat 🐀 a koala 🐨 a crow a squirrel a magpie a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝 a goose a robin a mouse 🐁

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