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I Vulcan death-gripped a TV personality trying to throw cat biscuits at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a koala 🐨 a mouse 🐁 a swan 🦢 a squirrel a magpie a rat 🐀 a blackbird a goose a duck 🦆 a coot

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