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I Vulcan death-gripped a TV personality trying to throw tomatoes at …

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a rat 🐀 a pigeon a magpie a mouse 🐁 a duck 🦆 a blackbird a raccoon 🦝 a koala 🐨 a swan 🦢 a squirrel

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