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I Vulcan death-gripped a TV personality trying to throw chilli peppers at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a mouse 🐁 a rat 🐀 a robin a coot a koala 🐨 a squirrel a blackbird a pigeon a duck 🦆 a raccoon 🦝

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