Sorry I'm late today

Superhero

I Vulcan death-gripped an Iraqi spy trying to throw garlic cloves at …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pigeon a raccoon 🦝 a mouse 🐁 a blackbird a magpie a squirrel a duck 🦆 a rat 🐀 a crow a robin

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.